Funny Valentines Day SMS Jokes for Singles

Feb 7: Rose Day- Rs.20 (Red Rose)
Feb 8: Propose Day- Rs.100
(Card + Ice Cream)
Feb 9: Chocolate Day- Rs.250
(Cant give a low price chocolate)
Feb 10: Teddy Day- Rs.700
(That’s the lowest price)
Feb 11: Promise Day- Rs.130
(Again, few food expenses)
Feb 12: Hug Day- Rs.250
(You have to hug after applying a DEO)
Feb 13: Kiss Day- Rs.150
(SPRAY MINT before kissing)
Feb 14: Valentine Day- Rs.2000
(You cant handle lesser than this amount)
You are going to Save Nearly Rs.3600 in a Week !!
Benefits of being single. 😀